Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)
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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife
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Santa Jee Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai
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SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
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Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”
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Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
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Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging…
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santa: Meri billi mar gai

banta: kese mari
santa: Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
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Santa: kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta: Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa: kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
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santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

banta: kyun?

santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
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Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
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Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
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Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
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Santa: Yaar ye Ramdev Baba wala noodels kharida hai, inko khana kaise hai?
Banta: Ek naak band karke dusri naak se ander khichana hai?....:: santa banta funny sms ::
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Santa: Jaanu tumne bataya nahi ki tum TV par aane wali ho?
Jito: kya? kab?
Santa: abhi Tv par hi bata rahe the dekhiye 'Naggin" colors par.
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SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA
SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
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Santa: Yaar banta, Madam ka sms aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...apna mobile kab kaam ayega yaar
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