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Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..
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SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko peet raha tha,
maiNe kaha mard se lado
BaNta-Fir?
SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh maiN Hospital me tha
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Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.
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Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
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Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha
MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
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Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?
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1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.
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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. -
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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?
Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
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Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.
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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
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Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai
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Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara
Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua Banta- Abe,
Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H
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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.
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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
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Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!
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