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25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
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Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
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Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
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Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
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Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun
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Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!
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Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha
aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu
santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.
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Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya…
Form me 1 sawal tha-
‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’
Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
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Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 Din bad jung shru ho gai
snta ki topi per goli lagi
snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.
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Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
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A girl was attempting suicide by hanging…
Santa saw it through window…
Guess wat he said?
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
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Santa joins car driving school
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya ?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
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Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,
WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
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Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
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Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni,
me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha
MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi ayi..
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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U
Ab Tum Muje Bolo
Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
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Santa- Yaar.. Suna Hai Teri Patni Bahut Bade Pariwar Se Aayi Hai
Banta- Bade Pariwar Se Nahi..
..Bahut Bade Pariwar Ko Saath Me Le Kar Aayi Hai
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Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
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2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h
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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
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Deadly answr given by
SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….
Santa translated in Eng it becomes:
I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .
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SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
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