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Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau..
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Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
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B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows.
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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.
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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........
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santa was withdrawin money from ATM. Banta was just behind him in d line. HA!HA! Banta said,"I have seen ur pasword. its four asteriks. Santa replies ha!ha!ur wrong. its 1258
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
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How can a Santa kill a Lion?
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Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Nurse:- Apke Judwa Bachhe Hue Hai Santa:- Ye toh hona hi tha, program hi aise dekhti thi. INDIAN IdOL 2 NACH BALIYE 2 DHOOM 2 Nurse:- Aacha hua delhi 6 nahi dekhi..........
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla
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bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi
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Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega
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Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
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Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
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SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....!
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Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..
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Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
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Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...
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