Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda.
4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
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‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”
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‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-Seriously
Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
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‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
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santa :.... plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha
pilot :.... ye kya kar rhe ho santa:.... saale ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega........haan
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:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
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:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
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Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
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Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte He-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge
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Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
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Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate
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SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana he
BANTA:Ha
SANTA:to fir Isme se
Window Nikalwa k Darvaja Fit karva le.
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Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa..

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
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Santa Tapasya Karta Hai

Bhagwan- Var Mango Vats

Santa-Ye Kya Kiya Apne, Mai To Vadhu K Liye Tapsya Kar Raha Tha
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Santa-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga


Banta-To Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Dengi
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Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ?
Banta- panipuri wala !
Santa- kaise?
Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.
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santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?
banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?
banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
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SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..?
banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
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Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
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Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai,
Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.
Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.
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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
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Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu??

banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme?
dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..
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SANTA:Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter:Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.
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Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
.
.
“Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”
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