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Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai...
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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
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Santa Interview dene gaya...
Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho?
Santa-5
Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa hai
Santa- Airtel
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2016-
Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor
nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor...
Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan
Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon
Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
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New Boss-employee jokes-
Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai
dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liya
Boss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai....
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Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?
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Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country,
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country
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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?
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Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" huo
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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!
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Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚
Santa ne theke k malik ko raat
1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9 bj
1 ghnte baad,
fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9wje
Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya
5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye
santa:kuch nhi bhaaji,
main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
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§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”
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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Date pe Gya,
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi?
Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na
Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
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SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..
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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
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Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein
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Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he
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Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
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