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Funny Punjabi Jokes
Ik Munda Te Kudi Park Ch Ik Darkhat De Piche Lukke Baithe Si,
Ik Bujarg Aa Ke Kehenda: Beta Kya Ye Hamari Sanskiriti Hai?
Munda: Na Na Uncle Jee, Eh Tan Pooja Haigi, Tusi Kise Hor Pede The Pichhe Labh Lo…
Girl: Tusi Bada Sohna Gaaunde Ho,
Boy: Main Sunya Tusi Vi Bada Sohna Gaa Lainde Ho,
Girl: Oh Tan Main Bas Bathroom Singer Han,
Boy: Tan Fer Kadi Bulao Othe Hi Mehfil Lavange. 😉
SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA.
To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se
Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
Aur Sante Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha
Betha Hai?
Costumer Raat Nu Hotel Vich Ja Ke Waiter Nu Kehnda: Surili Jehi Chah
Bana Ke Lya, Miss Pooja Vargi.
Waiter: Sir, Ethe Majh Da Dudh Milda Miss Pooja Da Ni.
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna Farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…
1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega…
