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Do Amli
Pelha Amli Duze Amli Nu: Kal Tenu Eni Maar Kiyo Pyi.
Duza Amli: Kal Yaar Viyah Vich Boli Galt Pa Geyi C,
Pelha Amli: Kehri?
Duza Amli: Bari Basi Khatn Geya C Khat Ke Leaandi Taar, Bhangra Ta Sajda
Je Nachan Kudi De Yaar.
Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call You Later, Darling, The Devil Is Near In Kitchen…
Husband To Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad – Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi…
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja…
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 😀
Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej
Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne
Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna
Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa
Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are?
Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna
Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E?
Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…
Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.
Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..
Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”
40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…
Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori Ton Darda Han Main
Pappu :”Fruitwalay Baba, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever
Fruitwala :”Ahh ‘Potatoes Fever’ Ki Hunda Hai ??
Pappu :”Oh My God, You Illiteracy People, Potatoes Fever Means “Aaloo Bukhara”
Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”
Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…
