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Funny Punjabi Jokes
Court me pappu talaak ke liye gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir,
i'm not happy with
my wife..
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To Patni Boli :- Kamine, saara mohalla khush hai...
Bas ek tere hi nakhre hain..
1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,
Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,
Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,
Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla Mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.
Ik Tiwi Apne 6 Baccheya De Naal Rail Vich Sawar Hoyi,
Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,
Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate Peena Mana Hai!
Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi Acche!
Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…
Sir: Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, �W�.
Becouse All �Worries� Start From W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And Finally..
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)
Santa: Oye Tenu Pta Hai Sarkaar Ne Chaar Aane Band Kar Dite Hai?
Banta: O Kyun Santa Oye Sarkaar Kolo Ek Anna (Hazzare) Nhi Sambhalya Jaa
Rhea Te O Chaar Aane Kivein Sambhalegi..
Teacher To Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh Da �Father Of Nation� Kaun Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni..
Teacher: Chal Kal Yaad Karke Aayi, Ok?
Next Day At School Teacher Chalo Sunao Ki Yaad Karke Aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 Di Speed Limit Te Eggs Dinde Ne.
Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha Hai.
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn
Layi..
Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy Ohnu Comment Karda Hai: Haye! Kash Main Mobile Hunda, Teriyan Gaallan (Chicks) Naal Lagya Hunda..
Kudi: Haan, Fer Main Ghar Jaa Ke Charger Teri *$%*& Ch Laundi..
Wife To Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.
Teacher To Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh Da �Father Of Nation� Kaun Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni..
Teacher: Chal Kal Yaad Karke Aayi, Ok?
Next Day At School Teacher Chalo Sunao Ki Yaad Karke Aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 Di Speed Limit Te Eggs Dinde Ne.
Kudi Apne Boyfriend Nu Boli, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan,
Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi..
Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga.
Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Nash Ke Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak Lya..
Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?
Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….
Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,
Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???
Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal… 😀
