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Ek Din School Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchha?

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Salwar Ke Nade Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hai?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, P.H.D.”

Teacher Hairan Hokar: “Iska Kya Matlab Hai?”

Pappu: “Ji, Payjama Holding Device.”

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Teacher To K.G Student Pappu.

Teacher: “Tumare Daddy Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Jo Mom Kehti Hai”

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Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,

Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

“Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Ke Dekhlo“

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English Teacher Ask To Pappu.

Teacher: “What Is A Verb?”
Pappu: “A Verb Is A Valve Found In Bicycle Tyre”

Teacher: “What Are You Saying?”
Pappu: “It Is A Complete Sentence”

Teacher: “Are You Mad?”
Pappu: “It Is A Question”

Teacher: “Don’t Be Silly”
Pappu: “It Is An Advice”

Teacher: “Stop That Nonsense”
Pappu: “It Is A Command”

Teacher: “You Are An Idiot”
Pappu: “It Is An Insult”

Teacher: “Get Out Of My Class”
Pappu: “It Is An Order”

Teacher: “Oh My God! What A Shame”
Pappu: “It Is An Exclamation”

Teacher: “May God Have Mercy On You”
Pappu: “It Is A Prayer Sir”

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Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”

Pappu: “Seven Sir”

Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”

Pappu: “Seven”

Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”

Pappu: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”

Pappu: “Seven!!!”

Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”

Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.

Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola

Pappu: “Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska Hal Main Batata Hoon”

Dono Ladkiyan Boli: “Batao?”

Ladka: “Tum Mein Se Jo Umar Mein Badi Hai, Wo Baith Jaye”

Phir

Phir Kya?

“Dono Ladkiyan Poore Raste Khadi Rahi“

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Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi. Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola Pappu: "Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska H
Full Joke Hindi

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Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola

Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“

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Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha

Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“

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Teacher Pappu Se Tang Aake Ek Din Usko Class Mein Khada Karva Ke Boli.

Teacher: “Pappu Tum Bahut Badtameez Hote Ja Rahe Ho, Batao Kya Saja Dun Tumhein?”

Pappu Piche Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Teacher Se Bola.

Pappu: “Mam, Wo Ladki Jo 2nd Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai Na, Uske Sath Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do“

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Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Pappu Ka Dost Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Dost: “Titanic Dekh Kar Kya Sikha?”

Pappu: “Sikha Vikha Kuch Nahi, Abhi Tak Soch Raha Hoon Ki Aise Mast Moke Par Bhi Koi Painting Kaise Kar Sakta Hai“Teacher Pappu Ka Homework Check Karte Hue Use Dantne Lagi Aur Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Pappu, Tumhara Homework Kisne Kiya?”

Pappu: “Mam, Mere Papa Ne”

Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Ko Sharam Nahi Aati? Itne Bade Hokar Bhi Aisa Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai? Unhone Nange Hokar To Kiya Nahi Hai“

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Pappu College Mein Ek Ladki Se Bola

Pappu: “Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya?”

Ladki: “Main To Roz Nahati Hoon, But Tumne Aisa Kyun Pucha?”

Pappu Huste Hue: “Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Pucha“

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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Beta Batao Ki Fast, Faster, Fastest Forms Ko Hindi Mein Kaise Kahenge?”

Pappu: “Bhaag, Taiz Bhaag ……………….. Bhaag Teri Maa Ki“

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Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,

To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon Se Puchne Lagi.

Madam: “Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh De To Tum Kya Karoge?”

Pappu: “Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge“

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Pappu Gali Mein Se Nikal Raha Tha, Achanak Se Uska Per Fisla Aur Vo Gir Pada, Samne Hi Gadha Khada Tha

Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha To Hass Ke Uska Mazaak Udate Hue Boli

Ladki: “Arrey, Apne Bade Bhai Ke Pair Choo Rahe Ho?”

Ye Sun Kar Pappu Shant Raha Fir Muskuraya Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Ji, Bhabhi Ji“

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Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

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Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”

Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.

Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”

Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.

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Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You”

Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Potti Bhi Ni Karti”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“

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Ek Bahut Hi Pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi

Madam: “Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai”

Pappu Ye Sun Kar Huste Hue Bola: “Mam, Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti“

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Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhate Hue Ek Baat Kahi

Teacher: “Bachon Batao Ki Class Mein Ladai Kyun Nahi Karni Chahiye?”

Pappu: “Sir Wo Isliye Ki Kya Pata Exam Mein Usi Ke Piche Apna Number Aa Jaye

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Pappu To Boss: “I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me”

Boss: “Really? Which Are The Three Companies?”

Pappu: “The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company“

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Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”

Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”

Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“

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Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha.

Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz”

Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairan Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Puchha: “Kyun Be?”

Pappu: “Kyunki Main Exam Mein Likh Aaya Hoon“

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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.

Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.

Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”

Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”

Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachchon Ka Dimag Jan Ne Ke Liye Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Bachcho Ki Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai”

Koi Bachcha Kuch Bolta Is Se Pahle Pappu Khada Hua Aur Bola

Pappu: “Madam Pyaar Wo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Ho Aur Ishq Wo Hai Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hai“

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Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se English Mein Translation Karwa Rahi Thi.

Teacher Pappu Se: “Main Teri Jaan Nikal Doongi” Ise English Mein Translate Karo?”

Pappu: “English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi, Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha“

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