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Funny Pappu Jokes
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Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ko SMS Kerti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Please Send Me Some Good Jokes”

Pappu: “Main Padh Raha Hoon”

Girlfriend: “Oh Sorry Dear Continue Your Studies”

Pappu: “Darling Yehi To Joke Thha“

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Pappu 2 Mahino Ke Liye Kahin Jaa Raha Tha.

Pappu Ki Girlfriend: “Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ring De Jao, Main Isse Dekh Kar Tumhe Yaad Kar Liya Karungi.”

Pappu: “Lo Is Se Asan Rasta Bhi Hai Mujhe Yaad Rakhne Ka”

Girlfriend: “Kausna?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Jaanu, Tum Ye Soch Kar Bhi To Mujhe Yaad Kar Sakti Ho Ki Maine Mangi Par Kameene Ne Ring Nahi Di Thi“

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Teacher Class Mein Ek Question Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pehli Baar Karwate Hue Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?”

Pappu: “Kaan Mein Ched”

Moral:- Aap Bhi Apni Soch Pappu Ki Tarah Saaf Rakho

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Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai

Maa Apne Bete Pappu Ko Subah Uthate Hue Boli

Maa: “Uth Ja Nalayak, Dekh Suraj Nikal Aaya Hai”

Pappu Ne Aage Se Jawab Diya

Pappu: “Arey Meri Maa, Kahe Ko Tension Leti Ho, Wo Sota Bhi To Mere Se Pahle Hai“

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Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“

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Maths Madam To Pappu: “If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena, 3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get?”

Pappu: “3 New Girl Friends“

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Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha

Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”

Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”

Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”

Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar“

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Pappu Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha. Usne Samne Khade Aadmi Ki Jeb Mein Haath Dala.

Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Chilla Kar Bola

Aadmi: “Tumne Meri Jeb Mein Haath Kyun Dala?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi, Isliye”

Aadmi Hairani Se: “Abe Par, Tum Mujhse Mang Bhi To Sakte The Na”

Pappu: “Par Main Ajnabiyo Se Baat Nahi Karta“

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Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha

Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”

Ladki: “Kyu?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

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Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Apne Paas Bulaya.

Teacher: “Beta, Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain?”

Pappu: “Sir, Wo To HDFC Ke Maalik Hain.”

Sir (Shocked): “Kya! HDFC Bank Ke Maalik?”

Pappu: “Bank Nahi Sir, Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center.”

Teacher Shock, Pappu Rocks!

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Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club.

One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful.

Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl.

Pappu: “Hi”

Ugly Girl: “Hi”

Pappu: “Wanna Dance?”

Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not”

Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“

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Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Sir, Wo Roz Galiyaan Khaate Hai”

Teacher: “Kya Matlab Hai Tumahara?”

Pappu: “Ji, Wo Customer Care Executive Hai“

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Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”

Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,

Ladki Boli: “Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil”

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe

Dhamki?

Ya Fir Chance ??

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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”

Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”

Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“

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Teacher: “Physics Ki Definition Batao”

Papu: “Puri Nahi Ati Akhiri Se Thodi Yad Hai”

Teacher: “Koi Baat Nahi Wohi Sunao”

Papu: “And This Is Called Physics.“

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10th Calss Ke Exams Chal Rahe The,

Paper Bhi Hard Tha Aur Examiner Bhi Bahut Hi Strict Tha.

Cheating Karne Ka Koi Bhi Moka Nahi De Raha Tha, Bar-Bar Round Pe Round Laga Raha Tha.

Achanak Pappu Ne Ek Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.

Examiner Chup-Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya, Aur Exam Ke End Tak Utha Hi Nahi.

Exam Khatam Hote Hi Sari Class Pappu Ke Paas Aa Gayi Aur Puchha: “Abe Kamal Kar Diya, Tune Esa Chit Pe Kya Likha Tha?”

Papu Haste Hue Bola: “Bas Yahi Ki Sir, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Phati Hui Hai“

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Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“

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Santa Pappu Ke Saath Bazar Ja Raha Tha To Kuch Dekh Kar Bola.

Santa: “Beta, Sharab Kabhi Mat Peena, Warna Wo Jo Do Aadmi Ja Rahe Hai, Wo Tumhe Chaar Nazar Aayenge”

Pappu: “Lekin Papa, Wo To Ek Hi Aadmi Hai“

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Pappu Ka Ek Dost Pappu Ke Paas Aaya Aur Kahne Laga,

Dost: “Yaar Aaj Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Usko Kya Du?”

Pappu: “Dekhne Mein Kaisi Hai?”

Dost: “Mast Hai Yaar.”

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Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

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True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.

Teacher To Pappu: “Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?”

Pappu: “Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep”

Teacher: “Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?”

Pappu: “They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam“Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola.

Pappu: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo”

Pappu: “Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With Due Respect I Beg To Say That I Love You Devi Ji“

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A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him

Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”

Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”

Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”

Pappu: “I Killed A Person”

Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”

Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”

Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“

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Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se, Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”

To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”

Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.

Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.

Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”

Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”

Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, Wo Aadha Pagal Hai Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“

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