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Pappu Jokes
Sir And Madam Bachho Ko Sex Education Ke Bare Mein Bata Rahe Thhe
Sir: “Aaj Hum AIDS Ke Bare Mein Batayenge”
Students: “Ok Sir”
Sir Ne Madam Ko Kiss Karke Kaha.
Sir: “Dekho Baccho Chumne Se AIDS Nahi Failta”
Ab Apna Pappu Thha To Kameena Hi, Ye Dekh Ke Bola
Pappu: “Accha, Sir Abb Yeh Dikhao Yeh AIDS Failta Kaise Hai?“
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Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.
Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”
Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“
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Ek Din Pappu Samundar Mein Naha Raha Tha,
Tabhi Achanak Doobne Lagta Hai,
Doobne Laga To Usne Pooja Karne Shuru Kar Di.
Pappu: “Hey Bhagwan, Agar Main Bach Gaya To Gareeb Logo Ko Biryani Khilaunga”
Tabhi Ek Zor-Daar Lehar Aayi Aur Usko Samundar Ke Kinare Par Phenk Diya Pappu Ne Upar Dekh Ke Kaha,
Pappu: “Kaun Si Biryani?”
Aur Wahan Se Jane Laga, Ek Aur Lehar Aayi Aur Pappu Ko Wapis Le Gayi,
To Pappu Kehne Laga: “Mera Matlab Tha Ke Chicken Biryani Ya Mutton Biryani?“Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Ek Gadha Le Kar Aaya.
Madam Ne Ye Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha: “Iss Ko Saath Kyun Laye Ho?”
Pappu: “Mam, Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha, Ki Aap Ne Kayi Gadhon Ko Insaan Banaya Hai, Ab Ise Bhi Bana Ke Dikhao.“
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Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.
Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
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Ek Baar Pappu Machhli Pakadne Lake Par Gaya.
Lekin Jaldi Hi Uska Machhle Pakadne Wala Chara Khatam Ho Gaya.
To Pappu Wapis Jaane Ke Liye Utha Hi Tha Ki Usne Ek Saamp Dekha Jisne Apne Munh Mein Ek Mendak Ko Pakda Hua Tha.
Pappu Dheere-Dheere Saamp Ki Taraf Badha Aur Ye Jaante Hue Ki Saamp Use Ko Mendak Ke Saath Kaat Nahi Sakta,
Pappu Saamp Par Jhapta Aur Use Gardan Se Pakad Liya, Saamp Ke Munh Se Mendak Ko Nikala Aur Apni Tokri Mein Rakh Liya.
Lekin Ab Dhuvidha Ye Thi Ki Saamp Ke Kaate Bina Usko Chhoda Kaise Jaaye.
Pappu Ne Jadldi Se Apna Dimaag Chalaya Aur Apni Pocket Se ‘Mcdowell Whisky‘ Ki Botal Nikali Aur Saamp Ke Munh Mein Palat Di.
Daaru Munh Mein Jaate Hi Saamp Ki Aankhein Chundiya Gayi, Sir Ghoomne Laga, Aur Adhmara Sa Ho Gaya, Tabhi Pappu Ne Saamp Ko Lake Mein Chhod Diya.
Pappu Ne Mendak Ko Chara Banakar Kar Machhli Ko Pakadna Shuru Kiya.
Kuch Der Baad Pappu Ko Apne Pairon Mein Kuchh Mehsoos Hua.
Pappu Ne Jab Neeche Dekha To Uske Pairon Mein Wahi Saamp Tha Wo Bhi 2 Aur Mendakon Ke Saath.
Sach Hai Yaar, Jisne Ek Baar Daaru Pee Li Wo To Daaru Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega.
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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”
Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli
Teacher: “What Did I Say?”
Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“
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Pappu Apne Baap (Santa) Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehne Laga.
Pappu: “Papa, Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.”
Santa: “Beta, Kis Se?”
Pappu: “Dadi Se.”
Santa Gusse Se: “Kamine, Wo Meri Maan Hai.”
Pappu: “To Phir Aapne Meri Maan Se Shadi Kyun Ki?“
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Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ke Husn Ki Tareef Karte Hue Bola.
Pappu: “Tumhari Aankhein Kitni Haseen Hai”
Ladki: “Janu, Chhodo Na”
Pappu: “Tumhare Baal Kitne Khubsoorat Hai”
Ladki: “Chhodo Na, Ye Sab”
Pappu: “Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hai”
Ladki: “Ab Chhodo Bhi”
Pappu: “Aray, Itni Der Se Lambi-Lambi Chhod Hi To Raha Tha“
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Golu Ne Ek Baar Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Apne Dost Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Yaar, Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai, Dollar Ke Note Pe To Lincoln Nahi Hasta?”
Pappu Use Aankh Marte Hue: “Kyunki America Ki Aurtein Apne Blouse Mein Paise Nahi Rakhti“
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Ek Govt. Office Ke Board Pe Likha Hua Tha
“Kripaya Shor Na Kare”
Pappu Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya
“Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge“
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appu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
Khana Khane Ke Baad Pappu Us Ladki Ko Bola.
Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”
Boy: “Think Again”
Girl: “No, I Don’t”
Boy: “Waiter, Bill Alag-Alag Lana”
Girl: “Arrey, I Love You Kah To Rahi Hun, Tum Bhi Na Majak Ka Bhi Bura Maan Jate Ho“
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Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.
They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know.
So………………
I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know.
Why???
“Tit For Tat“
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Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
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Girl Saw An Aquarium At Pappu’s House & Said
Girl: “Why Fishes Are So Beautiful?”
Pappu Was Drinking Sprite & Said: “Because They Don’t Wear Clothes, Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“
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Bachho Ko Bure Kamo Se Dur Rehne Ke Liye Teacher Ne Unko Samjhane Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha
Teacher: “Batao Bachon, Jo Ghalat Kaam Karte Hain, Woh Kahaan Jate Hain?”
Pappu: “Nehru Garden, Sea View Ya Fir Hotel Blue“
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Teacher Class Mein Lecture Dete Hue Kehti Hai.
Teacher: “Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Woh Zarur Milta Hai”
Student: “Rehne Dein Miss, Aagar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Miss Nahi Misses Hote“
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Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tumhara Parmanent Address Kya Hai?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Ji, Facebook.Com“
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Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Baccho, Ek Aisa Sentence Banao Jis Mein Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Aur English Ka Paryog Hua Ho”
Pappu: “Ishq Di Gali Wich No Entry“
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Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”
Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”
Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”
Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho“
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Pappu Se Uske Ek Friend Golu Ne Pucha.
Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Ek Baat To Bata, Ladki Ko Purpose Karne Ke Liye Sabse Safe Jagha Konsi Hai?”
Pappu: “Mandir”
Golu Hairani Se: “Mandir Hi Kyu?”
Pappu: “Abe Kyuki Vaha Ladkiyo Ke Pairo Mein Chappal Nahi Hoti“
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Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”
Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“
Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”
Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”
Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”
Pappu: “Bees”
Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”
Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“
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Ek Din Pappu Apne College Mein Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Kar Raha Thha.
Pappu: “Janu, Ek Bar Mujhe Apna Boyfriend Bana Lo, Main Tumhe Bangla Dilva Dunga, Car Dilva Dunga, Gold Jewellery Le Dunga.”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Sachiiii, To Chalo Aaj Sham Ko Mall Mein Milne Aaoge”
Pappu: “Haan Haan Kyu Nahi, Agar Dost Ne Bike De Di To“
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Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha
Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna”
Golu: “Kyun?”
Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“
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Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,
Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?”
Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai“
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Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.
Ladki: “Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?”
Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“
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