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Pappu Jokes
Pappu ki engagement 1 bahut Khubsurat
Ladki se hui� ♥
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pappu us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha.
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi�
Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.
Shaadi k baad pappu us ka ghoonghat utha
kar bola :
Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho
Tumhe kya gift karoo ?
Ladki sharmati hui boli:-
�Do aap taa Dill Taley�..� =D
MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call to kar leni chahiye thi�.:D
Pappu ne ladki ko apne andaaz me PROPOSE kiya..
Arz hai..
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Kutta mar gya razai mein..
Main pagal hu teri judai mein..
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Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta..
Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta..!!
Santa : Oyee ! Tumne apni Sagai kyu
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di ??
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Pappu : yr uska koi BF nahi tha..
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Santa : to fir prblem kya hai ?
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Pappu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO sAki
wo meri kya hogi
Teacher- pappu Ek Story Sunao With moral.
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Pappu- Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni..
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye .
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Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge
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. Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
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JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA DE
Teacher to pappu :- What is Number Seven,
Even or Odd.??
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Pappu :- Even
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Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
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Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye
After an emotional hug..,
GIRL � �Sweetie., one more hug like that., I will
be
yours forever.�
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PAPPU :- �THANKS FOR THE WARNING
Teacher:
Ek din aisa ayega,
jab prithvi par chaaro aur
paani hi paani hoga,
koi jeev jinda nahi rahega,
sab ka vinash ho jaye ga.
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Pappu:
Madam us din tution aana hai kya?
Pappu ka dost uske ghar phalli bar aya,
Dost � yaar pappu tera beta ek dum tere jaisa dikhta hai..
Pappu:- Are sale dhree bol marvayega kya???
Kamwali ka ladka hai ghar khelne aaya hai..
Boy :- I love you .
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Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho ???
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Boy :- tum 7th ho.
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho , love you too.
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me tha
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