Enjoy Very Funny Pappu Jokes In Hindi 2022|Chutkule Lines For Sharing With Friends
Pappu Jokes
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Pappu.
“That’s enough” said their dad. “Pappu, say sorry to Pinky”, added Santa.
Pappu: I’m sorry you’re so stupid!
Pappu: I am really fed up.
“What’s the matter?”, asked his room mate.
Pappu lamentingly added, “I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!”
Height of dedication
Papu 5 minute mai paper chor k chla gya
Teacher: kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu: wo bat nhi hai,
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai…
Dadi:
Pappu?
Omer:
Dadi 1 min.
Dadi:
Ary Pappur?
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Omer:
Dadi Aikkk Minuteee.
Dadi:
Pappu?
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Pappu:
Buddhi Ruk Ja Ata Hn Poti Kr Rha Hn;-)
Moral:
Her Koi Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat Nahi Karta
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. . 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi.. . Ladki:”no,, Ladkay ne usay chhor diya 9th floor pe 1 or ladkay na catch kiya or pocha muje kiss karogi.. . Ladki:”no, Usne b chhor diya.. . Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 or chance ki dua karne lagi.. . 3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.. . Ladki foran boli:”mai tumse pyar bkrungi or kiss bhi karungi” Pappu ne usay foran chor diya
Aur bola Pappu: “Characterless -girl, Isse accha totu mar jaye
“Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga..
Teacher:1 Savaal.
Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur
Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar
k gira dia
To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: Koi nahi.Sab ud jayengi
Teacher: Nahi.4 bachegi
Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand
ayi
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Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he
3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he .
1st Chaat k
2nd Kat k
Aur
3rd Chos k
. Konsi Shadi shuda he?
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Teacher(Sharma ke)
jo Choos rahi he
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Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me
Mangalsutra he
Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand
aayi…
Pappu da Kamina Student
School Me Aag Lag Gayi,
Sab Bache Khush The K Ab Skul Nhi Aana
Padega,
Par Pappu Udaas Tha.
Teacher : Pappu Y R U Sad ?
Pappu : Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bach Gaye?
Pappu ki gf Pappu se
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Gf:” Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
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Pappu:” In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera..
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In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
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Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..:p :O
Pappu Rocks –
Gf Shock
Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho…
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Pappu : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai
Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga.
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski ghair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kr boli:
“Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy”.
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
“Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jald marr jayegi”
Pappu Ke 1 Dost Ne Pappu ko With Family Apne Ghar Dinner Pe Invite Kiya…
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Pappu Apni Wife Aur 16 Baccho Ko Lekar Dost Ke Ghar Pahucha,
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Dost Uski Family Dekh Kar Gusse Me Poocha:
“Lajja Nahi Aayi”?
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Pappu: Nahi,Kal Uska Exam Hai :O
Teacher:” Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
nadiyo k naam hai
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao.. ??
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Pappu:”
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“Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana.. :p :O
Teacher Shocks – Pappu Rock
Pappu : I Love U..
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Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ???……
Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli…!! :p =)).
Pappu rocks girl shock:D
Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta
To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho
Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.
Height of Insult
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya
Pappu (guide) : ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h…
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake:D:-D
