पल्स पोलिओ टीम घर आयी...
संता बीबी से...बंदूक और कारतुस कहाँ हैं...??
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टीम भागी,
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पीछे से संता ने आवाज दी,
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रुको
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ओये रुको
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ये हमारे बच्चो के नाम हैं.!!
😂😂😂
Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband: Behen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?
Husband: Teri hai is liye.
एक दस साल का बच्चा बहुत ध्यान से एक किताब पढ़ रहा था, जिसका टाइटल था, ‘बच्चों का पालन-पोषण कैसे करें’?
मां: तुम इस किताब को क्यों पढ़ रहे हो?
बच्चा: मैं ये देखना चाहता हूं कि मेरा पालन-पोषण ठीक से हो रहा है या नहीं.
Pappu:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta
hun…
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Dad:- bolo..
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Pappu:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam
se 5 fake I’d banayi hain..
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas
lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??
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Pappu:- dad aap jis Pinky Sharma ko ek mahine
se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai..:
RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-
Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Pappu :- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Pappu :- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Pappu :- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.
Waiter: 10 ruppees ki tip meri liye insult hai
Pappu: toh phir..??
Waiter: 20 Rs toh do !
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Pappu : Nahi yaar mein tumhari double insult nahi kar sakta
Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya,,
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Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li,,
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Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the??
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Pappu: nahi to,,
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Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: Aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai.
Teacher: Why does 'The Great Wall of China' features in the '7 Wonders of the World'?
Pappu: Because it is the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long.
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that Pappu was not paying attention to him.
Teacher: Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu(After thinking for a while): I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Teacher: What's the difference between talent and intelligence?
Pappu: Walking on a tight rope above Niagara Falls is TALENT...
Not trying any such thing is INTELLIGENCE.
Pappu interview dene gaya
Boss ne pucha tum kitne bhai behen ho?????
Pappu : 5
Boss : un mein tumhara kaunsa number hai ???
Pappu : Airtel ka…Pappu 1st time plane par baitha:
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Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola –
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Main pehle hi dara hua hu,
or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!:P
MUSAFIR:Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda
Sa
Pani Pila Denge?
Pappu: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To?
MUSAFIR:Tab To Bahut Hi Acha
Hoga
Pappu-lassi le aaya Musafir Ne5
Lote Lassi Peeney Ke Baad Pappu
Se
Pucha-Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi
Lassi Nai Peeta?
Pappu:Peetey To Sub Hain
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya
Tha
aur usi me mar gya tha
Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin
Par De Mara
Pappu Rote Hue Bola-Mummy
Inhone Lota Tod Diya Ab Hum
TOILET mein kya
lekar jayenge
Bacha madhosh Musafir Behosh
