EK GAREEB mareej
Dr. saab main bimar han
Dr. aah ly dwa
2 chamach sawere
2 chamach dupyri
2 chamach saami
mareej
Dr. saab mere kol eyne chamach nai hygy tusi dwa e badal do
Train main water supply nai thi..
Ek passenger ne TT se poocha..'train main paani to hai nai..mujhe do number lagi to kaise karunga?'
TT-Abe too karega waise hi jaise Karta hai,ye pooch ke dhoyega kaise
Pappu ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poocha: o paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna h?
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Pappu: Nahi Tala Khulwana hai Chaabi gum ho gayi hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi Pappu se: Agar ghar mein chor gh
1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par1 Anda diya.Dono desh1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karegaanda uska hoga
,Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,Pakistani excited ho kar
bole:= Ab humari bari hai.Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo..
Arz kiyA hai...
DiL me koi gum nahi...
BaatoN me koi dum nhi...
Ye group hai NAWABO ka...
YahA koi kisise kam nhi...'
Oyyeeee Thoko Thoko
Ek kudi nu green suit ch Dekh K munda Bolia: Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rahi aa.
kudi- Veerey,Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda...
Hari Kyu na Rahungi...
Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi
thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
... husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
... ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye
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Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye.
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Kambakht phool bhi lay gaye Valentines mananay kay laye
Girl to Doctor . .
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Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and
sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.....
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Main sone se pehle kya laga k
soya
karoon ..??
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Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI.