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Virat Kohli as a commentator……
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Or ye Ball hawa mein
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ye MC fielder neeche aate hue.
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or ye BC out!!!
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Aisa nhi k ye zindgi buri hai,
Par school or college life ki baat kuch or thi.
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Aisa nhi k ab hasi nahi aati,
Par dosto me beth kar khilkhilane wali bat Kuch or thi.
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?? Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti,
??Par exams ki raato me jagne wali bat Kuch or thi..
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Aisa nahi ki aage aa kar kuch hasil na kiya ho,
Par passing marks le kar party udane wali bat Kuch or
thi. .
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?? Aisa nhi hai ki ab logo ko ham jante pehchante nahi,
but woh duur se 'kamine rukk' bolke dost ko awaz dene ki baat hi kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi hai ki ab tiffin share nahi karte,
but canteen mein kisi aur ke plate se chheen ke khane ki baat kuch aur thi.
? Aisa nahi ki ab zindgi nahi kat rahi hai,
?? Par dosto me zindgi jjine ki bat hi kuch or thi.
Dedicated to all Busy Friends!
Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se
call karta hai.
ek aadmi uthata hai:
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta
hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap ko bula!
Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu....
Cat: Hw old r u?
Elphnt: 5yr
C: Bt U look big.
E: i m a COMPLAN BOY
C: i m 30yr
E: Bt U luk so small
C: PONDS AGE MIRACLE, BADHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE;-)
Chai(tea) Vala To Girl:-
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Bholi Si Surat Aankhon Me Masti,
Dur Khadi Sharmaye Hai Hai.
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Girl:-
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Kali Si Surat Haanth Me Ketli,
Dur Khada Chillaye
Chai Chai
Wo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keemat
Kya Hoti Hai...
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Jab Nahi Milta Pyar To Aankhe
Kitni Roti Hai...
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Kabhi Na Kabhi To Wo Kisi Se
Dil Lagayegi...
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Karega Wo Bewafai To Meri
Wafa Ki Yaad Aayegi...!!
kids luv story......
Girl:.....aaj mela mood off hai.
Boy:..kyu??
Girl:mamma ne daanta....
Boy:..kyu???
Girl: mai mamma k saath taam ni kalti na..
Boy:..ale toh taam klo na....
Girl:mujhe aata hi nhi...
Boy:..to seekh lo na...
Girl:kaiche seekhuuuu
Boy:mai sikha dungaaa Girl: sachiiii muchiii
Boy: haan....
Girl: to sikhaoooo
Boy:mele ghal chalo fir..
Girl:ghal pe kyu..
Boy:aleeee bahan mamma se bolonga, vo tumko
chab sikha
dengii.
Girl:tum toh keh le the k tum
sikhaogeee
Boy:ale mai sikhao ya mamma
ek baat hai naaa.... Girl: fill to mai apni mamma se
sikh longiiii
Boy:je bhi thik hai...
Girl:huhhhh fil ichme tumne kya
kiya...
Boy: ale mai toh bols la hun mom k paas chaloo
Girl:mele ko ni jaana
Boy:ek din toh jaana palegaa
Girl:kyu jaana plega???bolo
Boy:mele se shaadi kl k aaongi
na mele ghal pe... Girl:mai kyu aaongi..tum aa
jaana
Boy:ale shaadi k baad girls jaati
hai..
Girl:tumko kaiche pta...
Boy:mele ko pta hai... Girl:kichne btaya???
Boy: mamma ne..
Girl:oteeeeee fil toh aa
jaongi..letin abhi nhi.
Boy:athaa babaaa abhi nhi letin
aaogi naa??? Girl:ha aaongi...
Boy:plomiss
Girl:pkka plomisssssss
Boy:ote lub u..
Girl: lub u 2.........
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.ab like bi kal do chab
Ye Aaine Tujhe Teri Khabar De Na Sakenge
Meri Aankhon Se Pooch Tu Kitni Haseen Hai
Aaine Tujhe Ye Teri Khabar Na Sakenge Meri Aankhon Se Tu Kitni Haseen Hai Pooch
Is Dil Ki Gali Me Kabhi
Sada de Ker K toh Dekho
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Yeh Rasm-E-Faqiri Hai
Ada Ker K toh Dekho
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Reh Jayegi Tumhari Her Ik
Baat Adhuri,
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Tum Khud ko Kabhi Mujhse
Juda Ker K To Dekho....
Ek Kale Husband Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Se Suni Gayi
Miya Biwi Ki Baatein
Husband: “Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi
Hun Par Bacha Ek Dum Sundar Hona Chahiye”
Biwi Samjhate Hue: “Dekho Ji,
Choice Is Yours,
Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Tumhara Hoga“
A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Sangeeta????
No
Are U Dhanashree ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anusha?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion...
No sir i'm the class teacher of your son.. . ??
Rocking question shocking answer
Who said landline phones are out of
fashion ?
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Buy a samsung mobile ,
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saara din charging me laga rehta
hai ,
maa kasam landline vali feel aati hai
