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When your phone battery is on 1% ...
and you are running for charger ...
it is like ...
tujhe kuch nahi hoga bhai.
mei tujhe kuch nahi hone doonga.
bas tu aankhein mat band karna.
Adhyapak: Vo kaun sa department hai jisme aurtte
kam nahi kar sakti?
Chhatr: Fire Brigade!
Adhyapak: Kyo?
Chhatr: Kyoki aurtto ka kam aag lagana hai,
Bhujana nahi!
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina
Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris
Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass
Cute relationship is...
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when someone is angry with
you
and says "I will never talk to you"
And later comes back to
you to just inform you:
"I am still
angry" :')
Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani
Thi..
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Wife: To Kya..?
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Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur
Kar Sakta Hu.
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna
Hai?
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli, Dil Pe
Le Leti Hai..
Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
Class me top na karo-
Warna log tumse jalne lagege
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Hamesha late class me jao -
Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega..
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai ,
Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke "2" marks se
to izzat ke "0" acche hai...
Problem with Boys
“They can make u believe that they love you, even when they don’t”
&
Problem with Girls
“They can make you believe that they don’t love you, even when they really do!”
Boys ki Classical & Crispy insult
Husband: Tum poori dunya me b dhundo to mujh jesa hsband nahin mily ga
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Wife: Tum kya samahjty ho, main dusra b tum jesa hi dhondon gi?
The pain of missing friends
is realized when
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U r standing some where nd see
a
group of friends having fun.......
U smile nd say to urself-
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'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA
KAMINEY THE'.
dedicate to ol my frds
WHO IS DOST?
I'll tell u
DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE,
BEVAJA SAR KHAYE,
AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE,
KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR HAMESHA SAATH NIBHAYE..
Maa Se Cheating = koi Baat nai beta aage se
nai krna aisa , Mom Still Love u
Dad Se Cheating = Aisa Krne ki Himmat Kaise
Huyi Teri , Dad Still Love U
Brother / Sister Se Cheting= Aaj K Baad Baat
Nai Krna , Still They Love U:D
Friends Se Cheating = 4 gaali Denge kuch Din
Baat Nai Krenge bt Zaroorat Pr sath Khade ho
k bolenge , mai marr gaya tha kya sale btaya q
nahi
Gf / Bf Se Cheating = Break up , Nd Hate U
Forevr
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ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE IN UR FAIMLY ND
FRIENDS WHO LOVE YOU FOREVER
Boy : Tumhara naam kya hai? . .
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Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
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Boy : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW
mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com2nd yr wo samne
wali gali me right hand pe 4th
number pe mera ghr hai 32/b, Ghar
mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa
hain,
Tution timing 6 to 8.
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Boy:- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na
usss din
jarur baithaunga thik hai.
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ?
Me: register me check kr le.
Teacher : kaha se ho ?
Me : school record me dekh le..
Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho..
Mom or Dad ?
Me : mere dil se puch le
Teacher : tera dil kaha h??
Me : teri beti se puch le!
boys THOKO LIKES
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