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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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3 friends aftr exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nhi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hm ne cheating ki hai.
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Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.
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Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku.
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!
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Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hai.
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Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
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Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
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Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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