Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;
Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;
Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;
Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad;
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad;
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad;
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai."
Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega."
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega."
Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon."
Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.
Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai."
Hans kar maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.
Employee: Sir, meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye mere sath bahar jaana chahati hai, chhuti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thankyou sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein aap hi kaam aayenge.
Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.
Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..
Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?
Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.
Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha
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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.
👉🏻 गोलू नाहा रहा था
नहाते वक़्त पड़ोस की लड़की
ने देख लिया ।
बात कोर्ट तक पहुची
जज ~ क्या हुआ 😕
गोलू ~ जज साहब इस लड़की ने
मुझे नहाते देख लिया 😮
जज~ 😳 तो तुम क्या चाहते हो ।
गोलू ~ बदला 😬
जज बेहोस
Arz Kiya Hai:
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Wah Wah!
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi;
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi;
Yaad na Kar Ke Tumne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera;
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujali Sari Raat Hogi!
