Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.
Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C
Unknown Call:
He: Hey! Hello! Does U Have A Bf?
SHE: Yes! Who R U?
HE: Tera Bhai Ruk Kamini Ghar Ata Hun Teri Dhulai Karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! Do U Have A BF?
SHE: Ohh! No No I Dont Have.. Who R U?
HE: Im Ur BF Cheat U Broke Mah Heart.
SHE: Oh Darling Sorry I Thought U R My Brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera Bhai Hi Hu..
Aaj To Bas Ghar Aane Ki Der Hai Tu Nahi Bachegi!
Navdeep
Frogs Chatting
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar Tur Tur Tur.. :P
Shunty:rab Mainu I Nottan Naal Bhariya Ghar De De!
Pappu :Rab Mainu 1 Chandi Da Ghar De De !
Bunty :Rab Mainu 1 Sone Da Ghar De De !
Pinku :Rab Mainu En 3na De Ghar Di Chaabi De Dyi.
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna Farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne
Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si
SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA.
To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se
Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
Aur Sante Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha
Betha Hai?
Costumer Raat Nu Hotel Vich Ja Ke Waiter Nu Kehnda: Surili Jehi Chah
Bana Ke Lya, Miss Pooja Vargi.
Waiter: Sir, Ethe Majh Da Dudh Milda Miss Pooja Da Ni.
Girl: Tusi Bada Sohna Gaaunde Ho,
Boy: Main Sunya Tusi Vi Bada Sohna Gaa Lainde Ho,
Girl: Oh Tan Main Bas Bathroom Singer Han,
Boy: Tan Fer Kadi Bulao Othe Hi Mehfil Lavange. 😉
Ik Munda Te Kudi Park Ch Ik Darkhat De Piche Lukke Baithe Si,
Ik Bujarg Aa Ke Kehenda: Beta Kya Ye Hamari Sanskiriti Hai?
Munda: Na Na Uncle Jee, Eh Tan Pooja Haigi, Tusi Kise Hor Pede The Pichhe Labh Lo
Do Amli
Pelha Amli Duze Amli Nu: Kal Tenu Eni Maar Kiyo Pyi.
Duza Amli: Kal Yaar Viyah Vich Boli Galt Pa Geyi C,
Pelha Amli: Kehri?
Duza Amli: Bari Basi Khatn Geya C Khat Ke Leaandi Taar, Bhangra Ta Sajda
Je Nachan Kudi De Yaar.
Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, Hiii Darling.
Husband: Call You Later, Darling, The Devil Is Near In Kitchen
Husband To Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai 😀
Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej
Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne
Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna
Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa
Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are?
Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna
Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E?
Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam
Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.
Mehmaan, Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?
Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. 😀
Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..
Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai,
Baba Kehenda, Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda
Baba Kehenda, Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai
40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si
Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori Ton Darda Han Main
Pappu :Fruitwalay Baba, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever
Fruitwala :Ahh Potatoes Fever Ki Hunda Hai ??
Pappu :Oh My God, You Illiteracy People, Potatoes Fever Means Aaloo Bukhara